Nothing says "brainless port of a console" like combo buttons and a keyboard-driven interface. Unfortunately, everything that's wrong with Spider-Man (the game) has to do with the fact that it was not designed for the computer. The game, meanwhile, has debuted on all platforms simultaneously and we're still waiting on the numbers for that one. A couple of weeks ago, Spider-Man (the movie) opened in the US to some pretty good reviews, general media hysteria and record-breaking box office numbers ($225 million after two weeks and rising.). Summertime is a chance to catch a few rays, revel in the warm temperatures, and enjoy a blockbuster movie that has the brains of a watermelon and the visual excitement of a greased rollercoaster.